14.11.08

Jessica’s Very Secret and HIGHLY PERSONALLY EMBARRASSING DIARY…

Nov. 14, 2008:
So remember the Mysterious Black Car? (Yeah, I named it; MBC for short) Well it’s still following me. Holy crap I’m annoyed! Also really creeped out…. More later…
A bit paranoid,
Jack
so you can't really see it but it's there... trust me
there it is again! bah!!

5.11.08

Jessica’s Very Secret and HIGHLY PERSONALLY EMBARRASSING DIARY…

Nov. 5, 2008:
It’s pretty common, living in a place like Thatcher, to see a lot of the same people. The people you see at noon on the way to class, 10:00 pm at Wal-Mart, on the way to work, at work, on the way from work… you get the idea. You get pretty familiar with their mode of transportation too. There’s that chick with the moped (on the way to Biology), that dude with “that’s what she said” written on his back window (I see him at Wal-Mart a lot), and then there’s that creepy guy on his bike (you never actually know where he’s gonna pop up).
What isn’t common, however, is to see the same vehicle EVERYWHERE you go. Especially a fancy black one with heavily tinted windows. The kind of fancy black vehicle that I’ve seen so much lately I’m beginning to think it’s stalking me. I’ve never been able to see who the driver is and I’m getting a little curious. Hmmm…
And now for something completely different:
Have you ever had one of those days where you just hate scorpions? I have. Take today for instance. I walk into the bathroom to take a shower, I get the water running, I go to step inside and BAM! I see a scorpion! IN THE SHOWER!! The nerve of these household pests! Honestly! So I yell at it, freak out for a little bit, take a few deep… cleansing… breaths… and unceremoniously remove it’s stinger with a razor and flush both halves down the toilet. Look out scorpions! I’m merciless!!
R.I.P. Michael Crichton. Author of suspense, gore, and mystery dies of cancer on Election Day. Poetic in a twisted kind of way.
Speaking of Election Day… no… I changed my mind… let’s not.
Still a little jumpy,
Jack

4.11.08

EMBARRASSING not EMBARRSING oops...

This isn't my official post for the day. I just realized that MY BOSS (not me I swear) spelt embarrassing wrong. So for all you smart people out there who noticed that right off, I fixed it. It's OK. And for all you dyslexics out there like me who didn't notice that anything was amiss, just ignore this post.
More later
Jack

1.11.08

Jessica’s Very Secret and HIGHLY PERSONALLY EMBARRSING DIARY…

Nov. 1, 2008:
I called the number on the card the dude in the suit gave me. Totally bogus! There was no answer. Only this automated voice that repeated the same thing over and over. My phone kept cutting out and I couldn’t really hear what it said… Something about “tracking”… I don’t know….
Oh! The weirdest thing happened to me last night (or this morning I guess). I had just gotten back from this Halloween party at about 4 a.m. and was about to crash when my phone rang. I didn’t recognize the number but I figured it was some pranksters trying to scare me or something so I decided to play along. I answered, there was a series of beeps, and yet another automated voice said that I had been “activated” (seriously, that’s the word they used!) and then the line went dead. I called them back but the number had been disconnected. Odd…The pranks are getting lamer every year! I swear…
Me in my awesome guitar hero rock star costume!

That's no moon... It's a space station!

Ya... They're real

Random creepy homeless guy at the institute dance

29.10.08

Jessica’s Very Secret and HIGHLY PERSONALLY EMBARRSING DIARY…

Oct. 29, 2008:
Today a man in a suit came up to me and said he had a job offer for me. All he would say is that I “fit a profile”. He handed me his card and walked away. Interesting…
Other than that my day went well. Suzie gave me permission to kill myself. Woo hoo!

27.10.08

ello ello ello!


So... I now have a blog... Who would've thought that someone who refused to get a my space or facebook account for so long would finally cave and start her own blog!? I certainly didn't. Anyway... let's get down to business!

For my first blog entry ever I would like to announce that I have absolutely nothing to announce! Isn't that great? I certainly think so. Actually, nothing much happens in my life that I would post on a blog so I guess that makes this blog similar to a television set on a honeymoon... (unnessasary haha)

For all you readers out there who are looking for awesome, hard-core, laugh-till-the-beverage-you're-currently-drinking-spews-out-your-nose entertainment, I'll try to make my life a bit more interesting (or at least make up some totally crazy stories). Until then, have the fun! Thanks for reading!