Midget?

Funny How.. Tiiiiimmmmmee Fliiiiiiieeeess! (Tears For Fears style)

Yes, I'm alive.

Yes, I'm still in Thatcher

Yes, I have once again changed my major.

No, I have never kissed a midget... but thanks for asking!

Hello and welcome to 2011! A year that will live in famy (opposite of infamy) as the year I will lose weight, become rich, build a house, get excellent grades, and publish a book! Those were my resolutions and I have yet to begin the first stages of accomplishing a single one! I hope all you people in the world (because I know EVERYONE reads my blog) have better motivation than I do.

This standard blogging format is getting kinda boring... let's pretend we're talking face-to-face. Ready?
Jack: Hello friend! How are you?
You: Hello Jack! Oh, pretty good, thanks.
Jack: How's life treating you these days?
You: You know... can't complain. You?
Jack: Pretty much the same old stuff... thanks for asking!
You: Anytime! I'm always here for you, Jack!
Jack: Awww... I feel so loved!
You: So, you going to school?
Jack: Yeah... still... bleh... I changed my major back to graphic design and I'm actually a full time student this semester so... yay.
You: Well, that's pretty cool. You were always good at that stuff.
Jack: Why thank you, friend! You're not so bad yourself... you know... at whatever you plan to do for a living.
You: You still work at the theater?
Jack: Yep! Being a techie is great!
You: I bet! Hey, wasn't there a rumor going around that you kissed a midget?
Jack: What? Wherever did you hear a thing like that?
You: ... maybe it was someone else...
Jack: It must've been. I've never kissed a midget... I'm sure it would be fun though.
You: ......
Jack: ......
You: .....
Jack: ... so... it was nice chatting with you!
You: ... yeah! I always enjoy our little chats.
Jack: ......
You: .......
Jack: Well, see ya!
You: For sure! Bye!